Hey guys! Here’s a little game called “The Two Word Story”.
It’s pretty simple: Just add two words to the story by commenting. No need to quote the person before you. No need to explain. Please wait for someone else to comment before you comment again. (One of these threads I contributed to reached 2,000 comments!)
You may use punctuations to end sentences and start new ones.
Take the story anywhere you want it! I’ll start. 
Once upon
jejomar bongat
grew a
big, round,
bean. Then,
he planted
and sang
supermariobrotherstheme song.
[Okay, these aren't just two words. I'll let this first one slide. NoCOMPOUNDINGplease.
-Sir]
Meanwhile, the
scientific calculator
of PJ,
travelled to
save the
little piggy
which ate
Jejomar Bongat
who was
obsessed with
Brad Pitt
and his
triangle with
numbers. Eventually,
Daryll got
Sir Martin
to be
his apprentice.
However, sir
didn’t like
his labgown
being an
Martin Perez (:p)
without his
one shades
to rule
the 300.
the world
which is
is flat.
(Start new sentence)
But the
(sir, how about a new rule, you can comment again only after 3 comments, to, uh, prevent things like these. XD)
(i don’t think it would be nice @ daryll… this is fun!)
possesed scientific
calculator of
mass seduction
secretly seduced
said “hey.”
(whoa. three happenings at once!)
The calculator
became human,
and bounced
like Jejo.
He died,
Jejo danced
(may typo sakin, dapat nakasulat ay “He died,”)
(Piling ko ata masyadong disorganized to eh… di natin alam baka sabay makaka-comment, gaya sa “mass seduction secretly seduced said ‘hey.’” part)
(Well, that was fast.)
like a
flying pig
while saying
“I am
your father.”
(Is this surreal or what?)
(I don’t know @ Jom)
This surprised
PJ because
that was
a lie.
no comment
replied PJ,
but it
made a
surreal Vodka
which Jejo
taste like
cheese spread
with butter
and radish
and pepper.
(Ram, I ended the sentence already… let’s just adjust the period XDD)
It was
so delish!
(And, might I ask, WHAT DOES AN “XD” or an “XDD” or an “XDDD” MEAN ANYWAY!? If it’s a face that’s smiling, I’m not buying it! Why? Because: do normal people have three mouths?)
(forgive jejo. keyword: normal. peace. XD)
(nice one @ daryll… XDDD)
Somewhere else,
Batman began
and Superman
had ended
the war
which killed
the lord
of alcohol
named Jejo.
Wonder Woman
is actually
(I AM NOT A DRUNKARD XDDD)
Daryll Panaligan (peace! XP)
’s girlfriend.
who’s drunk
(nice save @ sir martin
)
take that @ jejo
because of
Zatanna’s magic
the gathering
expansion set
of DOOM!!!
Apparently, Jejo
(diba patay na si JejO??) was revived
(onga no, sori)
by his
phoenix down.
of DEATH!!! (oy, paki-add to sa sentence, please?)
So Jejo
killed Wonder
Man’s gay
secretary. He
said “Whoa,”
because the
secretary is
Daryll Panaligan (I got you now XD… peace XP)
’s bestfriend.
{weeee~ isave si idol. xp}
(arrgh I forgot to put a period. *abuses administrative powers… JOKE LANG! Wala akong binabago doon!* next time na lang XP)
Daryll died
because Jejo [kissed?? hahaha(joke lang)]
kissed his
(yay. ty raae~!
asa jejo!)
hand. DOTA
was the
least popular
chemistry book.
In Mars,
jeJo was
Jejo was
(waaah!)
the most
powerful man
of all
{waaahhh, double post =))}
the weaklings.
(hehe. XD)
That’s why
he was
a “Flasujhgnanashadlkfnak!!!!”?
His Marsian
friend named
Bongat Jejomar
was mutilated
by Jejo
because Bongat
killed Daryll.
Somehow, Bongat
butchered a
flying pig
{ahaha may period na @ jejo}
which was
(of course @ rae XD)
actually Jejo’s
(daya jejo. sayang.)
own you-know-what.
Meanwhile, Motorola
(i’ll stick with yours. you came earlier. )
Razors were
stuck to
(waa sabay ulit. let’s go with jombo’s… and i’ll just do the proper cleaning)
owners’ pockets
getting confused
with what
you have
mentioned before.
It’s confusing?
(uhh, actually “Razors were stuck to” naman talaga eh… di kami nagkasabay)
No it’s
just you,
and me(…)(kantahan nalang)
and Hitler.
A new
Jejomar Bongat
(duplicate comment daw. ._.)
came to
rescue his
life with
{waw, hi don2! nagkasabay tayo pero aus lang, mukha pa rin namang tama
}
his underwear
which he
told, “Please
, I’m gay.”
(gotcha! XD peaace!)
Suddenly, he
transformed into
(Nakakainis. X_X)
a man,
not gay.
But, it
was gay!
Holy patola!
Not really…
it was!
Jejo became
a monster.
The “monster”
ate a
huge BANANA
which belongs
to Martin,
Sir Martin
Ahura Martin
… yeah, him.
Next day,
he pounded
something that
looks like
a big
fat pig
he roasted
like HELL!!!
So Leonidas
died because
Jejo smiled?
Then everyone
killed themselves.
So the
police attacked
Jedi Knights
sent by
organisms who
secreted a
geometric problem
of algebra!
Five teeth
talked about
the new
pink gums
that they
were SPARTANS
in disguise.
So the
Persian pigs
RAN
away.
Therefore, the
big fat
corrupt politician
called Manny
wearing shades
KOed Leonidas … [Okay, I know this is actually three words, but in any case ...
]
and said,
“take that!”
Leonidas smiled
and Jejo
while Jejo
smiled and … [Please forgive the horizontal axis typo of "and Jejo"]. Strike that.
Leonidas said,
“are you
being gay?”
“Gay? This
is me!”
Leonidas died.
and Manny
cried loudly
behind shades
until finally
he stopped
and KOed
jejomar bongat.
Jejo got
kicked into
a deep
dark opening
and screamed.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!,” Jejo
is fat
(i cannot believe this is happening… wahaha)
with braces
like a
giant pig
with braces.
A Hydra
was eaten
alive by
a big
Jejomar Bongat
with braces
that are
metallic. The
macho guy
named Jejo
(wahaha)
said “I’m
{i know it is three words. but anyway. =p}
not macho”
he said
he continued
{whoops. strike the “he said”.}
dancing stupidly
while the
Hydra was
eating Jejo
whose braces
were killing
the Hydra
Virginia Tech-
style, like
Jejo’s adventures
which were
(aww. mike. multiple accounts? xP)
like Dora’s
tv shows.
Dora killed
THE UNICORN!!!?
Dora also
kissed Jejo.
“Hi Jejo”,
Dora said.
So Dora
and jejo
got married
and lived
apart because
Jejo’s gay.
(gotcha uli. XD. peacepeacepeace. hehe)
Meanwhile, Boots
watched 300
on YouTube [can YouTube be considered one word?]
and married
(i wish the 605th word of the story is not Jejo. wahaha.)
Mojo Jojo.
(Makes sense! Pareho silang unggoy! Same sex nga lang. XD)
They lived
(mike. can you uhm, use only one WordPress account.? thanks)
apart because
Mojo’s gay. [is that three words or two?]
Also because
gay Boots
(OMG this is weird.)
loved villains.
loved PPG.
is gay
like Mojo.
The Spartans
ate breakfast
because Jejo
threw up
the hydra
which spawned
a large
birthday cake
smashed on
the cute
persian, xerxes.
But wait,
there’s more! (does this count as three words?)
Call now
Buy now
or else..
or risk
or else
Mojo will
get your
cake and
eat it.
Just then,
the Spartans
came charging
onto the
battlefield to
deliver cake
(why am i thinking about cake?!? )
try and
(whoops. typo. XD)
sing a
kill the
(di ko comment yung “Just then,” freeeeeaky.XC)
pyromaniac who
wasn’t really
a maniac.
So, the
[About the "try and" ... disregard that, it's actually "and then", as in "deliver cake and then kill the pyromaniac" ... Thanks. XD]
pyromaniac blew
out the
out the
candles on
candles on
the cake
the cake
which is
on fire
even though
it is
not fiery.
(GAAAH. Akismet has marked several comments [even Sir Martin's O.o] as SPAM. So, if your comment doesn’t come out… sorry! Stpid Akismet! X.x
Anyway I de-spammed those comments so the storyline might come out as sabog… but the last six words are…
… even though it is not fiery.
The flaming
forum n00b
went to
hell because
the heat
hates him.:)
And then
{hey! i’m the only ^^! no copycats!}
the 1337
killed the
retarded monkey
who was
a retard.
Jejo admitted
that he
is Jejo.
(beh!)
Barney sang
“Lupang Hinirang”
while Jejo
tried to
sing too.
But Jejo
has no
vocal cords!!!!
And Barney
is not
a Filipino.
“You SEE!?!?”
” I don’t. “
Everyone celebrated
the death
of Barney
{… i’m the first ^^.}
and his
assistant who
had just
shot himself
[or is it herself, itself, or her(este, him)self?]
with a
big shotgun.
The cute
bunny rabbit
eats mice
stuffed with
Parmesan cheese
that tastes
(Sali..
)
bad like
anything created
by frogs.
Kermit is
this is so stupid.
actually a
scholar with (@ someone: you’re the stupid one if you can’t even understand the rules for this forum game)
awesome fighting
(I agree with him.)
skillzlolz! Therefore,
Kermit’s a
criminal mastermind.
Kermit started
freaking out
and screamed,
“My dad
is Darth
Vader’s mistress.
again, this is so stupid. someone deleted my comment.
(delete ‘em again!)
Suddenly Kermit
decided to
croak like
a snake. (wahaha…nagcroak daw bigla ang snake…)
“What the
f__ ?!?!?!?” yelled
hell is
Jejo, who
was too
{who the __ is plagiarizing my ^^?}
deep in
hell to
call up
realize that
a bunny
wearing PSHS (or wearing pisay, para two words..
)
uniform barked
and ravaged
Pisay’s SHB
and then (pasali poh)
became emo!
zOMGWTFH emo!
then suddenly
the bunny
fought kermit
and the
Sorcerer’s Stone.
Jejo’s frog
was gay
and kissed
Jejo(^_^) who
killed it.