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Hey, hey! If you happen to see this after May 15, this post is of no use to you. If otherwise, read on because it’s the season for mother’s day.

Oo, it’s mother’s day on sunday. Chances are, you haven’t go anything yet prepared for Mother’s day. And like the average Pisay crammer person that you are, I’ve decided to help give some ideas that will help you through Mother’s day!

(If by some chance you’ve already got something… go away)

Things you can do:

Make her a clay emo-boy-holding-a-broken-heart!

Mothers enjoy this. Nothing breaks their heart more on any other day than today with a clay emo-boy-holding-a-broken-heart! It’s easy to make and can be done the night before! Perfect gift from crammers like you! It’s the thought that counts

Take her on a trip to boraaaaa.

A smooth, relaxing trip to Boracay will definitely make your mother’s day. What more can a mother want from her child/ren than this? This Mothers’ Day trip will be exceptionally great for her…as long as it’s all on you. Perfect gift from rich people like you! It’s the thought that counts

Pick flowers for her from yer neighbor’s back yard.

Flowers can signify a whole host of things! Reverance, thanks, praise, love and appreciation. Flowers from your neighbor signify…theivery. A Mothers’ Day gift like this will not be forgotten! This gift comes free with a screaming neighbor who finds out their precious flowers are stolen. Perfect gift from malicious people like you! It’s the thought that counts

Make a nice card.

A gift as old as paper, cards will always be appreciated from you to your mother! It’s elegance in style and creativity in art will bring a unique and cheap flavor from you! A mother will definitely see how their child grows with virtues like resourcefulness and thrift. Perfect gift from low-budget people like you! It’s the thought that counts

Give her your paperclip collection

A highly obscure gift, your paperclip collection (which suddenly materialized out of nowhere) as a gift to your mother show her tribute that you are willing to give your most prized possession to her! No mother can refuse the love that comes from you giving her this paperclip collection. No mother can also refuse the fact that you’ve come up with nothing to give her this Mother’s Day! Perfect gift from desperate people like you! It’s the thought that counts

Make her a video of how important she is to you.

Yes, a video composed with all the technological skill you have! Impress her with the technology you’ve got and make her relive precious moments once more on tape! Mothers enjoy scenes such as their wedding, their honeymoon,  your first baby steps, your first word, your first IR, your first 1.00, your first 5.00 and your first kiss. Perfect gift from nerds like you! It’s the thought that counts

Compose a 3 act sonata for her.

Nothing soothes the soul like music! If Musical Creativity is your forte, then this gift idea is for you! Music can open your heart to your mother, pleasing her ears with wondrous, melodious tones! Perfect gift from talented musicians like you! It’s the thought that counts

Teach her how to play Dota

Teaching your mother to play Dota is like sharing a part of your life to your mom! What mom won’t appreciate being a part of her son/daughter’s life? After teaching her the basics, take out your Divine Rapier and let the fun begin! Perfect gift from dotaddicts like you!It’s the thought that counts

Give her a swedish massage.

A massage from sweden is a massage like no other! With styles only learnt from sweden, this gift can be done easily and at home! Your mother will appreciate the relaxation that only a swedish massage can provide! Perfect gift from swedes like you! It’s the thought that counts

 Tips:

• Money isn’t everything.
• Even if you’re a day or two late, you can always say, “Better late then never!”
• Hugs. Mothers like hugs.
• Work on your smile. Your smile looks ugly. Use your plastic smile. It’s an added bonus if she raises your allowance this sem.
• Approach is everything. Try to look like a cute, innocent child. Pigtails work great.

No matter what gift you give, remember, it’s the thought that counts!